Penelope Cruz

 

Don't worry, she hasn't had a facelift, nor has she lost her eyes, nose and most of her teeth , although it must feel like that sometimes with the press hounding her like that. No, this is the new Pirates of the Caribbean film she is gracing with her "fenomenal" presence in the near future. 2011 will see her starring next to Mr Depp, whose recent excuse for not marrying Vanessa was because her surname is too pretty. Fair play, he is out of his Deppth (!) if he thinks he's going to replace it with that four-letter dud.  I digress.